Funny Dog Names
Funny options are an underused resource in the dog naming world today. Most new owners overlook the category thinking that something more serious is necessary. While naming your dog can be serious business, the best names don’t always have to be. This list does contain many options that are just provided for the sake of humor, but intermingled are many quality ideas that might just fit your dog.
A good way to generate your own humorous names is to take dog related terms and cleverly place or find them within other words. The dog keywords that you start with should be short. One or two syllables max is ideal for the best results. Woof, bark, ruff, and wag are good starting points. A couple of amusing names generated by this method are Woofenstein and Howlie Berry.
Another approach to finding a hysterical puppy name is to brainstorm for silly words. The key with this approach is to catch the audience off guard. The name must be whimsical but also something that would never be expected. Chewbacca, Skittles, and Deogee (D-O-G) are a couple of comical examples. The goofy names that are derived from this method are typically more practical.
Even if you don’t find your diamond in the rough, these names should at least put you in a jovial mindset. In fact, we hope you pee your pants. That's completely unrelated to the list. Seriously though, studies have shown that laughter relaxes the body, boosts the immune system, and is good for your heart. You can thank us later. For now enjoy a collection from the lighter side of life.
| Name | Why it's a funny dog name? |
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| Alfalfa | |
| Ammo | |
| Bacon | |
| Bagel | |
| Bags | |
| Banana | |
| Bandaid | |
| Barker | |
| Beamer | |
| Beast | |
| Beeper | |
| Bigfoot | |
| Blizzard | |
| Bologna | |
| Bones | |
| Booger | |
| Boots | |
| Boozer | |
| Boss | |
| Bouncer | |
| Brando | |
| Brew | |
| Brewsky | |
| Brownie | |
| Buckshot | |
| Budweiser | |
| Bum | |
| Burrito | |
| Buster | |
| Cadbury | |
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User Recommendations for Funny Dog Names
Other visitors recommend these funny names. Add your own!| Name | Reason |
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| Chew-barka | If your a big starwars fan this in the name for you! |
| Chewers | Because your pet may chew all you stuff so this will fit your dog! |
A Dog's Stand-Up Comedy Act
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for the one and only, hilarious canine comedian, Sir Barkalot McSniffington!
[Applause]
Sir Barkalot McSniffington: Thank you, thank you, you're too kind! I know what you're all thinking, "A dog doing stand-up comedy? This should be a howling good time!" Well, you're right, because I'm not just any dog—I'm Sir Barkalot McSniffington, the funniest pooch around!
So, let's talk about my name. Sir Barkalot McSniffington. Sounds like a name that would belong to a fancy poodle with one of those poofy haircuts, right? But no, I'm just a regular ol' mutt, who's been knighted by the Queen of Doggy Comedy herself!
You know, having a name like Sir Barkalot McSniffington can be ruff. When I go to the dog park, I can't just introduce myself like a normal dog. No, no, I have to make a grand entrance, trotting around like I'm royalty or something. "Greetings, fellow canines, I am Sir Barkalot McSniffington, here to sniff your butts and chase some squirrels!"
And speaking of squirrels, what's the deal with those little critters? They're like the ultimate tease! Just when you think you've got one, it scurries up a tree, and you're left barking at the bottom like a chump. I mean, come on, can't we all just get along and share the park?
Oh, and don't even get me started on dog food. You humans have all these delicious options, and what do we get? Kibble that tastes like cardboard! With a name like mine, you'd think I'd be dining on filet mignon every night, but nope! It's always, "Here's your kibble, Sir Barkalot. Enjoy!" At least I can dream of fancy feasts while I'm chewing on those flavorless nuggets.
Now, let's talk about the doggy spa. Yeah, that's right, I said it! A spa for dogs! You humans are so obsessed with pampering your pets that we now have our own spas. Don't get me wrong, I love a good massage as much as the next pup, but there's something weird about walking in on two poodles getting mud wraps and cucumber slices on their eyes. I mean, come on, we're dogs! We're supposed to roll in the mud, not get pampered with it!
And finally, let's talk about dog fashion. Have you seen some of the outfits they make for dogs these days? I saw a Chihuahua in a full-on tuxedo the other day! Listen, I may have a fancy name, but I'm still a dog. I don't need a three-piece suit to impress the ladies at the dog park. All I need is my charming personality and this fabulous wagging tail!
Thank you, thank you! You've been a fantastic audience! Remember, don't judge a dog by its name, especially when it's as ridiculous as Sir Barkalot McSniffington! Goodnight, everybody!
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